This is why my car is always broken

Ah Ah who is this loser Ah who is this loser trying to impress with a car that flashy He's making up for shortcomings He's making up for shortcomings in other departments Oh my god Oh my god girls check Oh my god girls check it out Is it Christmas already Wow This car is This car is hideous What does that mean baby Ladies definitely undercompensating That car is so unimpressive He must be packing He must be packing a monster Oh Oh do you hear Oh do you hear that screeching That man doesn't need to That man doesn't need to prove anything That noise is just a high That noise is just a high pitched jumbo wang He's gonna He's gonna need that screeching to block out all moaning Moaning and check Moaning and check out the windshield He must have cracked He must have cracked it with his colossal junk His glove box is His glove box is broken you can see everything Maps Maps registration Losing lotto Losing lotto tickets His door doesn't His door doesn't even open from the good Good that means Good that means I can get in But homeboy But homeboy and that jumbo man meat he's packing can't get out Let's take Let's take a peek on the inside Are you crazy Trust me I'd rather I'd rather take a peek inside his Old Navy cargo shorts for gander at that gargantuan trouser snake dangling between his thighs But this is the But this is the next best thing Oh this Oh this car is dirty So dirty So dirty and that smell His lawn His lawn must be downright equestrian The check engine light The check engine light is permanently The check engine light is permanently on for no reason So mysterious So mysterious and the seats covered in change He is He is literally rolling He is literally rolling around in money hahaha Game changer Game changer ladies The back seat is The back seat is covered with old fast food containers He must for that whopping tally for that whopping tally wacker of his Excuse me Excuse me is Excuse me is this really your car Yeah Yeah wow It is It is super It is super shitty Do you Do you Wanna get a Wanna get a drink with us Are you serious Are you serious you see what I drive right Peace peace of I'm way out of your league Could you ladies give me a push