Hey guys, what's a common thing that goes out on vehicles?

Hey guys, what's a common thing that goes out on vehicles? That's right. The starter very good, Jason. Now, hear me out. What if we put the starter inside the fucking bell housing? Inside the fucking bell housing. So the entire transmission had to be pulled just to do the fucking starter. That's a good idea. All right guys, here's the deal. Cars used to be well-made and reliable. Yeah, I want to get as far away from that as we fucking can. I got an idea. So I heard that guys that drive full-size trucks actually like the naturally aspirated V8. So What if we just took a shitty four-cylinder and cram two fucking turkeys on the motherfucker? Better yet? Here's an idea. Electric truck. Electric truck. Electric truck. Electric fucking vehicle. People fucking hate them. It's perfect. Dodge just introduced plastic suspension pieces and we got a fucking one up them. So here's what I'm thinking. 17 screens. And we're going to time all together in one control module and you got to pay a separate subscription for every single screen that you use. It's fucking genius. And so on that electric vehicle, what if we made it so that the back couldn't be repaired. Yeah, yeah, so that way if one cell goes out, it's an automatic $15,000 repair and we just have a a grave yard of fucking total vehicles. Hey boss, why is the oil red? What's a torque spec? Do I need to use them? I do. Okay, I'm not going to do that. Hey man, one of the techs told me to bring them a left-handed ratchetting wrench. The fuck is that? Hey boss, I didn't know how much oil to put in this car, so I just filled it up until it started overflowing out of the top. Hey boss, so I have a communication code and some dip shit on the internet said that if I just short circuit the battery, connect red to black and black to red, it'll fix the communication problems. Um, can you come check this out real quick? Hey boss, I just snapped a bolt. Can I borrow your drill bits and tap and die kit? Hey man, so I just broke every single one of your drill bits and every single one of your tabs. Hey boss, I have an open circuit code. and damn it, Bobby told me to piss on the ECM. Believe it or not, it actually fixed it. Hey boss, I'm going to go clean the air cannon that we used to set the beat on the tires. Yeah, one of the text told me to completely fill it up with air and then submerged the air nozzle in a bucket of water and then open the valve as quick as I can. Man, I'm sure on hours this week. Time to start making shit up. Go sell this cabin air filter for $150. Tell them that if they don't replace it, they're going to die. I don't fucking know, bro Make some shit up. Tell them it filters carbon monoxide or some shit. Do your fucking job. Yeah, the oil pan has a small seat, but go ahead and recommend the oil pan gasket, the rear main seal, the torque converter seal, the front timing cover. And if we're taking off the front timing cover, might as well do the timing chain as well. Oh, they only approved the oil pan gasket. Okay. It's fixed. How do you suppose going about turning this oil change into a $7,000 repair? You said they wanted us to look at their brakes? No, they look fine. All right, y'all, I'm taking a break. I don't give a fuck that I just took a break. I'm taking another. You said customer states possible parasitic draw? Yeah, you can go ahead and give it to someone else. I'm a tiny little bitch. I don't know how to diagnose. All right, y'all, I'm taking another break. Now, fuck you, Steven. Hey man, I'm doing an oil change and is the oil supposed to be red? It's not. Hey, can you come check this out real quick? Hey boss, can I borrow your wobbles sock? Can I borrow your flex head ratchet? Can I borrow your ball joint separator? I can. Just don't use the impact on it. Okay, got it. Hey boss, so I broke your ball joint separator. Yeah, I've used an impact on it. Hey boss, these lugnuts are round it off. How should I get them off the wheel? Oh, just use a strip socket, but don't use an impact. Got it. Hey boss, can I borrow your strip socket? Hey boss, so I used a half inch impact on your strip socket and uh I broke your strip socket. Hey, are you supposed to evacuate the free arm before you start taking off AC lines? Yeah. Hey boss, can you come check this out real quick? No, I'm not under the influence. I was supposed to be here at 7:00. My bad, there was traffic. My bad, I got pulled over. No, I'm not late. I was just in the bathroom. My bad, my alarm didn't go off. Hey boss, when's lunch? Hey boss, why is the oil red? Hey, the other tech said I need a left . Where can I find that? What the fuck is a torch speck? Hey boss, I accidentally put wash fluid where the oil cap is. Am I fire? What the fuck is a torch speck? Hey, what's this button on the scan tool that says airbag function test? Hey boss, I press the button on the scan tool that says airbag function test. When's lunch? Can I take off early? Hey boss, can I borrow your tap and die set? Hey boss, can I borrow your thread chaser? Hey, so I broke your thread chaser. Hey, can you come check this What about this? Can you come check this out? Hey, so it's black to red and red to black, right? It's not. Hey, can you come check this out real quick? The dipstick showed the oil was a little low, so I looked up the maximum oil capacity, added that to the engine, sent the customer on their way. Hey boss, can you talk to this customer? They're pissed. What's a torque spec? Can I go home early? When's lunch?