DEAR ANDROID USERS.....

To all my Android users out there. Listen gang, listen. Why do you make your life harder? Why do you feel the need to put another like, the economy's crashing, you feel me? Everything's going wrong. We're literally in a recession. Everything's so expensive. And another thing you have to think about is, wow, I have an Android. You know what I mean? Like, why do you do this to yourself? You know what I mean? Like, I don't want to see you going like this. Let me tell you a story. My pops used to have an Android too. He was one of your, you know, little fanatics. Until one day he got an iPhone. I never seen him smile more than since. He smiles every day. The dude has all the joy. So my thing is, how can you, how do I put this? How do you have, you know what I mean? Like, you can't even base time nobody like, shadi calls you, you got everybody to call. That's it.