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3 things you shouldn't do as an iPhone 17 Pro Max user. Number one, not owning a freaking suit. You should have a suit. Anytime I call you, I should be able to say, yo, we're going to this business, we're going to this business interview, we're going to this press conference. I need you there 12 PM sharp. Bring your suit. You should be able to do that. Why can't you? That's the problem. Get you a suit. Number two, not going to the gym. Follows up with the suit. Gang, why can't you fill up your frame, gang? Not saying you gotta be the biggest man like me. I ain't gonna show you. But you can't, you feel me? You gotta be able to fill up the suit, gang. You feel me? If I'm a body you to places, I can't let you embarrass me. Now, if you a woman, it's a little different. You gotta come a little pretty, a little beautiful. That's another one. Number three, not updating your phone. Why aren't you on the newest software, gang? What is wrong with you? What is going on in your mind, gang? You got a 17 Pro Max, but yeah, you running that iPhone 11 software, gang? What are we doing? Better.