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Their other posts in the index, biggest breakout first.
These are the top 5 worst classmates to have. Number 5, comfortable new kid. The new kid who gets way too comfortable. Like, bro, you got here three days ago. Why are you already roasting people and acting like you've run the school? Number 4, stinky people. I'm sorry, but if I can smell you before you sit down and you have a serious problem. Now I can't even focus on the lesson, but because I'm fighting for my life in math. Number 3, loud a girls, 8 AM. Like, how do you have this much energy? The sun barely awake and you're already screaming across the classroom and eating hot Cheetos. At that point, I'm not even learning anything, so I just upload my class slides into Gizmo. It automatically turns them into flashcards and practice quizzes so I can actually learn it later when the classroom is quiet. Number 2, the annoying duo. They're not even that funny individually, but the second they sit next to each other, they suddenly think that they're hosting a podcast in the middle of class. And number 1, the "victim" who claims that he gets bullied for literally no reason. Then you spend one day sitting next to him and realize that there were several reasons. Let me know which classmate I missed.