Reading you guys embarrassing stories

Last year, my Uber tried to kidnap me and do stuff to me. But I wasn't really mad at him because that's kind of been my dream. Oh my god. Did you know mental hospitals are a thing? So I was hanging out with my friends and then it got late and I decided to go home. I just ordered an Uber to get me home. Not really thinking anything of it. Obviously, until my Uber arrived. He already looked a bit sketchy. He had his hood up and had colored glasses on. Not black, just green. So he already looked suspicious and you were like, "Oh my god." "Yeah." Let me get in. You know that feeling in your body that's like, "Hey, maybe, maybe don't." Get the fuck out. Is there a reason? Did you know that? I feel like you should listen to it. I feel like you should stop. I decided not to act out of fear because it got me excited. Whatever kind of fifty shades of fuck up. It kind of got me excited. You know what should get you excited? Therapy. I sat in the back of the car and didn't touch my phone at all. I was kind of just looking at him from behind until I suddenly felt an arm from the front and from the back. And you know, if I would have jumped out of that driving vehicle. Turns out there was a hole in the seat next to me. That led to the trunk of the car. And there was a guy hiding in there that grabbed me. N-N-Nigga, what the fuck? I immediately felt it through my entire body thinking my dreams finally came true. It was my teacher. You don't know these people. I spoke too soon. I spoke too soon. The weird thing about all of this is that I kind of wish they continued. It was like, oh my god. That's weird. You know what you just said? That's weird. It can't get worse. The person that was in the back happened to be my own father. Oh my god.