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Those two bitches have me out here like vipers. Vipers. Vipers. Give your husband here's a vicious. Why do I know the words to a fake cheer remix? Singing in the rain, just what a glorious feeling. Happy today. I'm happy today because we're gonna win this cup. Why do I know the words? Honestly, I couldn't fully recall the tsunami rain on me. Tsunami rain on me. So I was just wandering around singing tornado, potato, tornado, potato, tornado, potato. The craziest part, they're British. Those two English roses out here. When they finished that first song, they were like, "Gag!" That was really good. We were really in sync. Gagged. Gagged. You know what? I ended up spending a good while researching cheerleading in the UK. Is it a thing? Because something about cheerleading seems grotesquely American. And apparently, it's a growing sport, but I'm still a little unclear. All I know is that these two women have talent from God. It's improvised. I'm gonna go and continue watching their remixes dubbed over actual cheerleading competitions. That's how I'm gonna spend the rest of my morning, alright? Toodles.
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