i would hate me too

imagine holiday who's on holiday in Greece with your mom who's your best friend in the entire world wake up at 7 AM feeling well rested 8 hours sleep. spring up out of bed, make a coffee, sit on the balcony views of the ocean. Get dressed, head to the gym. On the way to the gym you need to go to the toilet. Caffeine is huge. Huge morning poop. You feel 2 stone lighter, your tummy looks flat, abs are popping. Go to the gym, nail some pull-ups and again. over looking out over the ocean. Breakfast buffet absolutely slaps, a talking spread, followed by a fully loaded yogurt bowl and a pastry. Go for a walk along the sea. Hit the sun before 7 AM. It's time to sit in the sun, but when you get back to the sunbeds you've reserved, three girls have sat on them. them. stuff, underneath next having not perfect them. And you confront them. You say, excuse me, beds. They say, we've been gone an hour. You look down at your Apple Watch and it says you've only been walking for 43 minutes. but you that. okay, do and they do. perfect. then brought there unbelievably psychological lady house looks woman clothes, until go an across till not you're pool. room. lines a about dinner. hate i would hate me too