YOU WALK INTO THERE IS A MAN IN YOUR BATHTUB

You walk into your bathroom and there is a man in your bathtub. Here's what you should do. First things first, check it is your bathroom. You may have walked into the wrong house, meaning the man in your bathtub isn't in your bathtub, he's in his bathtub and you are in his bathroom. So go outside and check the house is, in fact, your house. Once you've established that it is your house and the man is inside your bathtub, inside your bathroom. Bring him a nice lovely cup of tea. Because he's a guest, innit? Sure you don't know who the hell he is or why he's in your bathtub, but he's a guest nonetheless. How many sugars, mate? Two please. Now he's drinking a lovely cup of tea in your bathtub. You're going to want to grab a stick. Because sure, you want your guest to feel a little bit at home, but this is a little bit too much at home. In there? What does he want? Apparently, a wash, but why in your bathtub? What's wrong with his bathtub? There's a strong chance something ain't quite right in your bathtub. He may be a nice man, but he may be a bad man. And if he's a bad man, you're gonna want a stick. Have a stick. Enter the bathroom and ask, "Excuse me, sir, what are you doing in my bathtub?" If he says something like, "Oh, I'm awfully sorry, this was my bathtub." "My bathtub." "Splashing you bathwater if he's dirty." Raise your stick and prepare for battle. This video, I really hope this video helps guys when you find a man in your bathtub.