IS HE GOOD OR IS HE JUST HER MAN?

welcome back to is he actually good or is he just her man? Today's victim is Justin Herbert, starting quarterback for the Los Angeles Chargers and fiance of Madison Beer. Which is like the stepchild to the Los Angeles Rams, okay? They're kind of like the Clippers, like everyone knows and talks about the Lakers and the Clippers are like there too. That's kind of like the Chargers. Like I've literally been to a Chargers game, like they just don't get motion like that. Justin Herbert doesn't have the motion that Matthew Stafford, the starting quarterback for the Rams, has in LA. I'm not saying he doesn't have motion. Obviously he's starting quarterback in the NFL, that inherently means he's good. But it's like last year when LeBron James played for the Lakers, him and Kawhi Leonard both walked into a bar. Who who do you think they're letting in first? You know what I'm saying? They're both getting in. They're both NBA players, but who's getting in first? He's a quarterback, so that's the most important position in sports, okay? That's as big dog as you get. They make the most money, they are them, right? And he's one of the tallest quarterbacks in the whole NFL. Actually, all of the tallest quarterbacks in the NFL are 6'6 and he's 6'6. 6'6 and 240 pounds, he's a big guy. But unfortunately, male weights mean nothing to me. When I hear a man's weight, I picture nothing like it's like quantum physics to me. I don't know, he's known for being tough, okay? He gets hit a lot because of his offensive line. Like, basically his bodyguards aren't doing a great job at protecting him, if that makes sense. But he got a lot of praise when he broke his hand in November, got surgery and then played a week later. He's carrying his team low key, but he gets a lot of hate and shade because he's never won a playoff game. He's actually 0 and 3 in the playoffs. And unfortunately, in sports conversations, if you haven't had playoff success, you're just not getting taken that seriously, no matter how good you are in conversations. It doesn't matter if you were drafted sixth overall, which he was in 2020, which like, just a rule of thumb, girlies, if they're drafted in the NFL as a quarterback in the first round, that typically means they were good in college. But that was six years ago. It's 2026. That was 2020. Like, you gotta win a playoff game, brother. But you're engaged to Madison Beer. So that right there is a ring that's gonna hold weight, buddy.