Airbnb host review

Hey, we've been Airbnb hosts for four years and guests just stayed at our house for three days, so let's check and see how they left it. I was checking around my kitchen and I I seen a water bottle cap and I think that's like so funny cuz the rules explicitly state that there can't be any trash. We're definitely going to charge them for that, couple K. All right, and we have a little notebook right here for guests to leave us a note, so let's see what they left us. Thank you so much for the hospitality. Our most favorite part was the flowers in the backyard. Backyard? Is that a joke? Flowers? Didn't we say don't go in the backyard? That was clearly restricted area. Are we fucking serious? I think that goes against everything we stand for. The whole policy. The whole policy. We're going to give them a one star review and we're going to have to charge them for that. Hey, it's me three hours later. We actually found something crazy. We left them bananas and they didn't even eat it. Is that a joke? Our hospitality? They don't do anything to respect us? Like like just look at how ripe they are. Unacceptable. Definitely charging them for that too. Ain't no motherfuckers black as shit. Bye, book with us soon. Bye. Good hosts.