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what's the best coffee shop
in Whittier, CA?
let's find out together
SINCE I HAVE
SO MANY NEW
FRIENDS FROM WHITTIER
JUST AS SICK
AND TIRED OF
AROUND HERE
LIKE ME, I
THOUGHT I'D MAKE
AND FIGURE OUT
WHICH IS THE
BEST COFFEE SHOP
WHITTIER HAS TO OFFER.
AND, YOU KNOW,
HAVE TO DO
WORK AT COFFEE SHOPS,
I'M, YOU KNOW,
THOUGHT I'D KILL
ONE STONE.
NOW, THERE'S GONNA
BE SOME CRITERIA
'FINALIZED SCORING CRITERIA AT THE END'
ON HOW WE'RE GONNA,
OUT WHAT IS
THE BEST COFFEE
SHOP IN WHITTIER.
SO WE'RE GONNA
DO TASTE,
AMBIENCE,
SEATING, UM,
LIKE, THE ABILITY
TO WORK, AND,
YEAH, YOU KNOW,
WE'RE GONNA LEAVE
THREE FOR NOW.
BUT WITH THAT
BEING SAID, TODAY,
THE FIRST COFFEE
SHOP WE'RE GONNA
TRY IS BARK COFFEE.
AND I'VE ACTUALLY,
SURPRISINGLY,
HAVE NEVER BEEN
TO THIS COFFEE SHOP,
WHICH IS WEIRD,
CONSIDERING I'M ALWAYS
COFFEE SHOP.
SO THIS IS
NEW EXPERIENCE FOR
ME, TOO.
SO LET'S GO,
BITCHES!
OKAY, ACTUALLY,
I'M ALSO CONSIDERING
IT OPENS AND
CLOSE AS ANOTHER,
YOU KNOW, POINT
IN THE CRITERIA.
AND BARK COFFEE
POINT TAKEN OFF
BECAUSE IT CLOSES
AT FUCKING 5:30.
REALLY, BITCHES?
LIKE, COME ON,
Y'ALL.
AT 5:30 RIGHT NOW.
UH, UH,
POINT. OKAY,
UPTOWN, AND I'M
GONNA ADD A
LIST AS WELL,
LIVE HERE, YOU KNOW,
PARKING IS JUST
A BITCH. UM,
HONEST, IT'S IN
THE PART OF
UPTOWN THAT'S, LIKE,
NOT AS INSUFFERABLE
WHEN IT COMES
TO PARKING. SO
ONE POINT FOR THAT.
SO PEACEFUL!!
NOT TOO LOUD AT ALL & GREAT SEATING
THIS IS DEFINITELY A GOOD CAFE
TO GET SOME WORK DONE!
NOW FOR THE TASTE TEST!
Iced lavender latte w/ oat milk
Hmm...
F*cken sloppy Joe over here
OKAY, SO I'M
JUST LEAVING,
SAID BEFORE,
IT CLOSED AT
5:30, AND I
RESPECT MY FOOD
AND I'M NOT
GONNA CHILL OUT
IN THEIR STORE,
YOU KNOW, WHILE
THEY'RE ACTIVELY TRYING
TO CLOSE.
BUT WHEN I
GET HOME, I
WILL GIVE IT
ITS PROPER RATING,
AND I WILL
UPDATE THE CRITERIA LISTS.
UM, BECAUSE HONESTLY,
THAT WAS A
REALLY F*CKING SOLID
COFFEE SHOP
FOR WEIRDER CALIFORNIA
TERMS.
DEFINITELY THINK THAT'S
GONNA BE MY
NEW GO TO,
BECAUSE BEFORE IT
WAS TRANQUILO,
BUT TRANQUILA IS
JUST OVER STIMULATING.
SO LET ME
GET HOME, AND
SO I'M BACK,
AND I WANTED
TO UPDATE THE CRITERIA
AFTER VISITING BARK
COFFEE FOR THE
FIRST TIME.
IS GONNA BE
OUT OF FIVE.
BE IS THE
1: the taste of the coffee
2: ambience
3: seating
4: business hours
5: parking availability
TASTE OF THE COFFEE,
THE AMBIENCE, THE
SEATING,
THE BUSINESS HOURS,
AND THE PARKING.
LET'S SCORE OUR
COFFEE. I WILL
SAY THE TASTE
OF THE COFFEE
WASN'T THE GREATEST.
OBVIOUSLY,
I COULDN'T FINISH
THING ABOUT ME
IS I'M GONNA
FINISH MY F*CKING DRINK.
SORRY I GOT
CUT OFF, BUT
I GOT A LAVENDER LATTE, AND
IT'S JUST.
I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO EXPLAIN IT.
LIKE, IT'S JUST.
THE COFFEE IS
BIT TOO BITTER.
FOR ME, BUT
I DO LIKE
THAT NOW. TWO, AMBIENCE.
THE MUSIC WASN'T
TOO LOUD.
IT WAS, AND
IT WAS NICE,
LIKE CLASSICAL MUSIC.
IT WASN'T OVER STIMULATING.
IT WASN'T, LIKE,
IN YOUR FACE.
I DIDN'T HAVE
TO WEAR HEADPHONES
YOU KNOW, FOCUS.
SO IT GETS
ONE POINT SO FAR.
THREE. SEATING.
IT WAS GREAT
SEATING. ACTUALLY, I,
THE IMAGES,
SMALLER COFFEE SHOP,
BUT IT HAD
ACTUALLY AMPLE AMOUNT
SO IT GETS
THE POINT FOR
THAT BUSINESS HOURS. AGAIN,
THAT 5:30 CLOSING
TIME IS JUST
A LITTLE TOO
EARLY FOR ME. I GET IT'S
A COFFEE SHOP.
COFFEE IS USUALLY
AROUND THE MORNING TIME.
HOWEVER, WHITTIER,
OF THE DAY,
DESPITE ITS EXCESSIVE
ELDERLY POPULATION,
IS A COLLEGE
END OF THE DAY.
AND I THINK
COFFEE SHOPS, ESPECIALLY
THAT CLOSE TO
A COLLEGE,
OPEN A LITTLE
BIT LATER
IN REGARDS FOR
WORK OR STUDYING,
ESPECIALLY SINCE, YOU
BARK OFFERS GOOD
SPACE FOR WORK.
AND THEN FINALLY,
PARKING.
UM, I'M GONNA
POINT FOR PARKING,
BECAUSE, HEY,
I WAS ABLE
PARKING RIGHT OUTSIDE,
AND THERE WERE
OF, LIKE,
OTHER OPTIONS TO
PARK AROUND THERE
IN TERMS OF
WHITIER PARKING AVAILABILITY.
SO IT GETS
THE POINT FOR, UM,
AMBIENCE, SEATING,
AND PARKING. THREE
OUT OF FIVE.
Bark Coffee
3/5
NOT BAD, BARK.
CAN DEFINITELY DO BETTER.
How should I change the
scoring criteria?
Let me know!
LET ME KNOW
HOW SHOULD I
UPDATE SLASH?
CHANGE THE CRITERIA
IF YOU THINK
I SHOULD.
AND WHAT IS
SHOP IN WHITTIER
I SHOULD TRY?
ALRIGHTY. LOVE YOU,
LADIES. BYE.
