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AAH! WHAT DAY IS IT? HELLO, MAY. HEY, THERE HE IS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU KNOW, I WAS DOING SOME SHOPPING AND I THOUGHT I'D COME SAY HELLO. HOW ARE YOU DOING, MAN? AH, YOU KNOW, DIFFERENT DAY. AH, BEEN A ROUGH SHIFT, IS IT? MATE, I HAVE NO IDEA. I HATE THIS PLACE SO MUCH. MY BOSS HAS BEEN DOING MY HEAD IN, MATE, ON THE SAME WITH MY BOSS. DAY. EXCUSE ME. OH, SORRY MATE. ONE SECOND. HELLO, SIR. HOW ARE YOU DOING IT? I CAN CAN YOU SHOW ME WHERE CEREAL IS? OF COURSE, I CAN. THAT'S NOT ALL. IT'S TWO HOURS OVER. BUT HALFWAY DOWN ON THE RIGHT HAND SIDE. IF YOU SEE THE BREAD, THEN YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR, OKAY? OKAY. HA HA OH, OKAY. THANK YOU. THAT'S IT'S WHY I'M A LOVELY DAY. BYE. BYE NOW. SORRY, MATE, WHAT WAS THAT? UH, THAT WAS A CUSTOMER. I DON'T NO, NOT HIM. NO, NOT HIM. WHO WAS THAT PERSON YOU JUST MEAN? I HAVE KNOWN YOU FOR 15 YEARS, ONE, NEVER SEEN NICE TO ANYONE. AND TWO, NEVER HEARD YOU TALK LIKE THAT BEFORE. OH, RIGHT, YEAH. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY CUSTOMER SERVICE YOUR WHAT? MY CUSTOMER SERVICE PERSONA. IT'S SOMETHING RETAIL. WHAT RETAIL WORKERS DEVELOP WHEN WE TALK TO CUSTOMERS. REALLY? WHY? REALLY? WHY? HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW. HAPPENS WITHOUT YOU REALLY NOTICING. WHAT? DO IT AGAIN. IT WAS KIND OF FUNNY TO WATCH FANCY AND STUFF. SO GO ON, NO, DUDE, LIKE THAT, OKAY? I CAN'T TURN IT ON AND OFF WHENEVER EXCUSE ME. YES, HELP? OH, MY GOD. THIS SO I'D LIKE FOR A DIFFERENT ALL, SIR. NO WORRIES AT ALL, SIR. TAKE THAT AND TO THE TILLS, SOMEONE WILL BE A JIFFY. OKAY, YOU HAVE A LOVELY DAY. BYE. BYE NOW. DID YOU JUST JEFFY? HELP WHAT COMES OUT SOMETIMES, OKAY? IT HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN. IT'S THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE HEY, YOU! I WANNA RETURN I? WHERE CAN I SORRY, I DON'T KNOW. CAN'T HELP YOU. GOODBYE. WHAT? I SAID GOODBYE. OH, YOU SON OF A. SOME CUSTOMERS DON'T DESERVE THE PERSONA. OH, OKAY, FAIR ENOUGH.