Things retail workers lie about

00:00:01:000 - 00:00:02:000 LIES THAT YOU'VE DEFINITELY BEEN TOLD 00:00:02:000 - 00:00:03:000 BY RETAIL WORKERS. 00:00:03:000 - 00:00:05:000 That's right, I'm revealing some trade secrets if you tell your kneecaps. 00:00:05:000 - 00:00:06:000 Let's do this. 00:00:06:000 - 00:00:08:000 Start with the obvious. I'll go check the back for you. 00:00:08:000 - 00:00:10:000 There's no way this is a secret anymore. 00:00:10:000 - 00:00:12:000 You know we're not actually checking the back, don't you? 00:00:12:000 - 00:00:14:000 Come on. Be honest with yourself. 00:00:15:000 - 00:00:17:000 My personal record for checking in about 20 minutes. 00:00:17:000 - 00:00:18:000 What's yours? 00:00:18:000 - 00:00:21:000 In the same vein we have, sorry, we don't have any. 00:00:21:000 - 00:00:23:000 On the rare occasion we do actually check, 00:00:23:000 - 00:00:25:000 what you want is at the back of the warehouse. 00:00:25:000 - 00:00:27:000 And I've got to move shit to get to it, 00:00:27:000 - 00:00:29:000 it isn't there anymore. 00:00:29:000 - 00:00:31:000 It's a roll of the dice and you lost, okay? 00:00:31:000 - 00:00:33:000 Deal with it. 00:00:33:000 - 00:00:34:000 Still in the same vein is, 00:00:34:000 - 00:00:35:000 we'll have more delivered tomorrow. 00:00:35:000 - 00:00:36:000 No, we won't. 00:00:36:000 - 00:00:38:000 What's coming in and we also don't care. 00:00:38:000 - 00:00:40:000 I'm just trying to get rid of you, steering away from warehouse related lies now. 00:00:41:000 - 00:00:42:000 With a word with my manager. 00:00:42:000 - 00:00:44:000 No, I fucking didn't. 00:00:44:000 - 00:00:45:000 My manager's a dick. 00:00:45:000 - 00:00:47:000 Do you know who I was actually talking to for 15 minutes? 00:00:47:000 - 00:00:48:000 Waiting? 00:00:48:000 - 00:00:50:000 65 year old Moira was on break. 00:00:50:000 - 00:00:52:000 She's having a new kitchen fitted and I wanted to know how it was going. 00:00:53:000 - 00:00:54:000 Next is. Oh yeah, 00:00:54:000 - 00:00:57:000 I use that insert product here. Insert product here. 00:00:57:000 - 00:00:58:000 It's amazing. 00:00:58:000 - 01:00:00:000 At all the I literally had no idea we even sold that. 01:00:00:000 - 01:02:000 This so you stupid questions. 01:02:000 - 01:03:000 Buy the stupid thing, leave me alone. 01:03:000 - 01:05:000 Next is one of my favourites. 01:05:000 - 01:07:000 Oh, sorry, but the tells turned off now. 01:07:000 - 01:10:000 Specifically used on customers who try to come in 01:10:000 - 01:13:000 just as we're about to close. 01:13:000 - 01:15:000 And yeah, out lie, obviously. 01:15:000 - 01:18:000 Out lie, obviously. The tells are literally being used as we speak. 01:18:000 - 01:20:000 Don't question it. You're seeing bye bye now. 01:20:000 - 01:22:000 Have. Sorry, but it's company policy. 01:22:000 - 01:25:000 Roughly translated to, you've been an asshole and I can't be bothered dealing with you anymore. 01:25:000 - 01:28:000 It's weird how those policies just sort of go when you're actually nice to us, isn't it? 01:28:000 - 01:30:000 And that's it. 01:30:000 - 01:34:000 What are some lies that you've told customers in your job? Let me know or stitch the video. 01:34:000 - 01:38:000 I'm gonna get in so much trouble.