Summary
An email is drafted from the perspective of the "Hero of Time" to their manager, explaining that they must take leave to fulfill their destiny in the Kingdom of Hyrule. The email humorously states that their duties in Hyrule are more pressing than their earthly employment.
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To CEO x
Subject Annual Leave Request - Ocarina of Time Remake Release
Calibri 11 B I U A
Dear Manager,
Following the unfortunate rejection of my annual leave request for the release of the Ocarina of Time remake, I feel it is only fair to inform you that my services are required elsewhere on that specific day.
While I appreciate my responsibilities here on Earth, the Kingdom of Hyrule currently faces a far greater crisis. The people are once again in desperate need of a hero, and after careful consideration, it has become clear that I am the only qualified candidate capable of rescuing Princess Zelda, defeating Ganondorf, and restoring peace to the land.
Unfortunately, these duties cannot be postponed, delegated, or completed during my lunch break.
Here in real life, however, there are plenty of capable people who can cover my shift. Besides, I don't exactly possess the legendary status at work that I do in Hyrule.
I therefore regret to inform you that on the day in question, my priorities lie with collecting Spiritual Stones, awakening the Sages, and saving an entire kingdom rather than attending my earthly employment.
I apologise in advance for any inconvenience this may cause, but destiny waits for no one.
Yours faithfully,
The Hero of Time (temporarily unavailable for work)
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