Gucci Mane uses PostgreSQL

Gucci Mane uses PostgreSQL POOH SHIESTY DROPPED Gucci Mane use postgres CUH And I got to explain the situation using SQL SQL Hit CTRL+SHIFT+K to generate query CREATE TABLE artists ( id SERIAL PRIMARY KEY, artist_name TEXT, label TEXT ); Success. No rows returned Now he signs Pooh INSERT INTO artists (artist_name, label) VALUES ('Pooh Shiesty', '1017'); Success. No rows returned Row-level security (RLS) enables RLS, or row security -- Gucci Mane CREATE POLICY "signed artist can update" ON artists FOR UPDATE TO authenticated USING (true) WITH CHECK (true); "Update" Policy update policy so Pooh Shiesty can update his label to null at any time Success. No rows returned Then Pooh Shiesty gets locked up, and when he gets out, he feels like not getting what he deserves And he remembered Gucci made that update policy -- Pooh Shiesty SELECT * FROM artists; Success. No rows returned But he's like, cool, I'm going to still try to the query to update my label to null, and he runs successful Then he remembers, how can I use my update policy if I don't have a select And this is when he crashes out and realizes he's in a 360 do -- GUY WITH DRACO DROP TABLE artists; Success. No rows returned Pooh Shiesty invites an A non-user to up Drake The A non-user threatens to drop the whole table Success. No rows returned he doesn't delete Pooh Shiesty from the artist -- Gucci Mane UPDATE artists SET label = null WHERE artist_name = 'Pooh Shiesty'; Success. No rows returned Then Gucci man runs a query to update Pooh Shiesty to null in the table, but now Pooh Shiesty said, drop him from the table -- Gucci Mane DELETE FROM artists WHERE id = 1; select * from artists; Success. No rows returned *This is a skit and all alleged YOU DROPPING ME Let them know you dropping me