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I'm gonna ask my parents what they would do if an orphan came to the door and asked for help I'm gonna ask my parents what they would do if a baby orphan showed up on the front door and asked for help I would use my amazing kickboxing school skills and beat the shit out of him. And then I would probably punch him in the dick. Yes. In the dick. Yes. I would I would kick him in the balls as hard as I could. That would be first. And then I'd probably come into the kitchen and I'd grab my favorite kitchen knife and I'd stab him a couple times. In the dick. In the dick. Yes. Oh my god. Okay, so let's Well that backfired They didn't understand the prank No, no, no, no, no, you don't get it. I don't get it. They didn't understand the prank Okay, so let's Well that backfired They didn't understand the prank A poor little orphan If a little orphan just showed up on our front door. Baby orphan. Yes, like a little orphan. If a little orphan just showed up on our front door step. What would we do? What would we do, little baby orphan get there? Seriously? This is a real question.
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