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This smells disgusting. I don't want to do this right now. I'm gonna teach you how to do a shot in a way that you will never throw up and you will never get sick. I learned this over 30 years ago when I went to Russia and we drank vodka all night. Allegedly. Allegedly. What I was told was that when you do a shot, you get sick because you breathe in the fumes of the alcohol. So what you want to do is you want to breathe in through your nose and then out through your mouth. And then when you drink the shot, you don't want to breathe in any more of the alcohol fumes. So if you do that, and you won't ever get nauseous and you won't ever throw up. I have never, in over 30 years, gotten sick or even close to sick because I've used this technique. So I'm gonna teach my daughter. Are you ready to do it? No. So you have to do something that you're not used to doing, which is listening to me. You have to follow what I say exactly, which totally goes against your nature. Ready? Can I have a chaser? No, you don't need it. If you do it right, you don't need a chaser. In through your nose. Out through your mouth. Do the shot. In through your nose. Out through your mouth. Again, in through your nose. Out through your mouth. Again, in through your nose. Out through your mouth. Again, in through your nose. Out through your mouth. If you all you do is in through your nose out through your mouth, you'll never get sick. I don't usually get sick. One shot. I didn't get sick. Whatever. Gross. Right. But you didn't get sick. I don't usually get sick. One shot. That's what a chaser is for. So you don't have to taste it. Really? Yeah. You're telling me? Yeah. The chaser is not to get sick and not to throw up. The chaser is so you don't have to taste the alcohol. Really? Yeah. I didn't enjoy it.
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