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Beau, get up. What? Because it's time to start a fight. I feel like you don't love me. Stassi. Love you? I support your whole life, Beau. Who bought you that? That turtle neck? I have no life. Then what do you want, Beau? I want to go back to casting. I want to cast commercials like Progressive and Geico. I want to work a 9 to 5 in a sad blue room with an old video camera on a tripod while I give sad actors false hope. That is so sad and okay then. I want to be Christian. You keep saying you want to be Christian. I don't know what that means. Yes, you do, Beau. Does that mean you want me to become a woman? Do you want me to become a woman? *actually considering it* Wait, what? Wait, would you? Stassi. And it would help with your whole housewife, you know, compound? Oh my god. And it would be great for ratings. So we're breaking the fourth wall. Okay, I'll break the fourth wall. Stassi, I'm going into my room now because this is the only way I could talk to you. And I'm going to go lay with my Italian sister while she caresses my untamed hair because you don't want to. Georgia? Okay, do we get it? Do you think Disney's happy? Beau, you can come out now. Where's Georgia? Let's go pick on her.
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