Sometimes you gotta stfu

Until this day I still think about one time me and my homegirls were at a divine nine frat party. My main homegirl was twerking her life away to soldier boy's dunk. And suddenly the music stopped. They said the police are here, everybody shut up. But my friend, she still had the spirit of a soldier boy, the twerk was upon her. She said no, turn the music back on. Everybody said, shh, shut the fuck up. She said, no, turn the music back on. And that's when the frat bro came up to her and he said, if you don't shut your mouth, I'm gonna stick my dick in it. My homegirl was quiet for the rest of the night. Not still, I still giggle about that moment. Oh my gosh, my heart days. Sometimes that's the only thing that can shut you up.