Post by @teatimewithsi

my husband freaks out about an OB/GYN bill on his card...nguess he forgot about his 20 week appointmentnTELL ME WHATnIT'S A CHARGEnFROM THE OBnOFFICE.nYEAH, SO DOLLARnNO SHOW CHARGE.nYEAH. YOU WANNAnIT IS?nWHAT? NO,nTHIS IS?nPREGNANT.nSO.nMEAN SO, YOUnTHE OTHER DAYnCALL FROM THEnOFFICE CALLING TOnCONFIRM MY 20nWEEK APPOINTMENT.nSO YOU'RE PREGNANT?nI'M NOT PREGNANT.nI'M CONFUSED.nYEAH, I'M CONFUSEDnBECAUSE SHE SAIDnTHE NAME WASnTIFFANY AND ANDY.nOH, SHOOT.nOH SHOOT. OKAY.nUH HUH. SO.nTHAT CAN'T BE RIGHT. NO.nSO UPON FURTHERnINVESTIGATION,nI FOUND OUTnON DATING APPS.nSO ONLY REASONABLEnEXPLANATION HERE ISnYOU'RE CHEATING ONnWOMAN NAMED TIFFANYnPREGNANT. I DON'TnKNOW ANYBODY NAMEDnTIFFANY.nPREGNANT? NO,nCAN'T BE RIGHT. YOU'RE REALLYnYOU KNOW? YOU'REnREALLY SLOW.nWHAT DO YOUnAPPOINTMENT FOR YOURnPREGNANT MISTRESS ATnTHE OB OFFICEnWHERE WE HADnOUR CHILDREN.nSHE LITERALLY TOLDnME. EVERYBODY INnTHAT OFFICE KNOWSnSHE TOLD MEnYOU WALKING INnWITH SOMEnSHE THOUGHT THATnHAIR.nWHAT? THEY CAN'TnWHAT? THEY CAN'T