found a box of old one direction merch:

It's my parents, for never throwing away my One Direction collection. Let's go through this. Starting off strong. He's so cute. This is my audition to be in the pit for Harry Styles. This is fine China. Crushed on Harry so hard I married someone that looked like him. The alarm clock. I'm not selling nothing. Don't be selling my stuff. For each pack. Get out of here. We have flip flops. Never wore a tag on them. Gosh, Ma, how much money did you spend on all of this? This is actually my mom's retirement moon fund. The photo cards. This was from Claire's. This was $3.25. Never get rid of these, Ma. And a bunch more. One Direction All For One. Valentine cards. Oh my gosh, that's crazy. You spent money, girl. It's crazy. Oh wow. All about One Direction. My watch, my Rolex. I have a gift bag. Five Seconds of Summer. Zane's face. When they had the collection with Office Depot. Louis. Wow, this is a good picture of them. Nice. This is a good picture of them. Nice. For my desk. A puzzle. Oh, study buddy. Louis Tomlinson mini figure bobblehead. No pads. A bag. Magazines. Oh wow, an old digital camera. I really always been the same girl. From the lotion. One Direction. You're so in our moment. It's so real. Yeah, this is one of my favorite posters. The necklace, Harry. I would wear this all the time. Only have this one. I love 1D.