Listen carefully. When we enter that room, don't start creating new birthdays.

Listen carefully. When we enter that room, don't start creating new birthdays. Today, your biggest opponent is not another team. It is a calendar. Papa Perez, good afternoon sir. How old are you? Huh? My age, but isn't everything already in the file? No. Forget what is in the file. A file can be typed, a file can be printed, a file can be edited. We want the original version of you. Coach, why does this feel like police questioning? Yes. Every detail. What time were you born? What day was it? Morning or night? Rainy season or dry season? What sound did the rooster make that day? We want the truth from your mother's womb, not what's on paper. Last chance. Tell us your real age now. If you don't tell us, we will send you on loan to FC Mango United where the team bus is a bicycle. No, coach, please not FC Mango United. We are waiting. Okay, actually, I am 40. But tomorrow is my birthday. So technically, tomorrow I will be 41. 41? You should be mentoring us, not signing with us. So all this time we were negotiating with an uncle? We are waiting. Okay, actually, I am 40. But tomorrow is my birthday. So technically, tomorrow I will be 41. 41?