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I just want to kill myself. I'm going upstairs right now and I need a whole bowl of peanuts. Oh my lord, did you hear that? You don't know anything about me. What was that guy? Chris, what's his name? He's like a girl on the end of a couch. I'm sure I've met her before. I'll introduce myself to her that way. Hi. Hi Chris. I'm Chris. Hi Chris. Well, that didn't work. Hey Kent. It's Meg from English class. And math class. And bio. And the Facebook campaign to get me to kill myself. Oh, Meg. Meg. I got 16 candles for your birthday cake. What are those? That's not right. So less. So many. And not enough. You stupid son of a bitch, you don't even know how old I am. Stewie. Stop. Oh my god, Stewie, you okay? I think maybe somebody called an ambulance. This could be stitches. Hopefully don't want to get a scar. No, it's not time for an ambulance. We gotta take him to the hospital right away. Guys, I'm all right. I think maybe. Oh my god, he's talking nonsense. He's talking nonsense. Quick, everybody in the car. Dad, wait! You forgot me again!
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