Why am I in a wheelchair?

Why am I in a wheelchair? Okay, I'll tell you. But you have to promise me you're gonna keep it a secret. So, basically, I'm the strongest girl in the world. Shh. You're not supposed to tell anyone. So one day, picture this. I'm standing in the street, and what do I see coming straight towards me? A bus. Oh, no. What do I do? Both hands. I stop the bus. It keeps pressing. I press back. I'm the strongest girl in the world. But what is that? Beep, beep, beep? Another bus. My other hand. Boom! I stop the second bus. Both buses are coming after me. They're squishing me. But I'm so strong, my little body, it doesn't break. It starts to dig down deep into the earth. My legs, they create spikes, and they. They. And I start to drop down into the centre of the earth. And I hear the choir from up above, It was two Catholic choirs competing against each other at this competition— And I hear them singing down to me, and they're going: ahahaha And as I reach the core of the earth, I feel my legs start to burn. And they hurt. And it's always gonna hurt. But the choir: ahahah I see them. I feel their hands reaching down for me. Both flaps of my— Fuck! I was doing so well. I don't have any legs left. But what I do have lips. You heard me right. lips. You heard me right. I latch On. And I climb my way back, all the way to the surface. So, yeah, if you wanna know why I'm in a wheelchair. I guess you could say I'm the strongest girl on earth.