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How to tell if your date actually has money. If they pull out one of these, 50 to 100k, we're financially functional, but I still need more evidence. Amex Platinum 125 to 250k. They own their place or have a nice view of the city. The investigation is starting to get interesting. The Black Card. Minimum 500k plus. Investigations over. Just ask when the jet leaves. If they pull up in a Toyota Camry, 75,000 to 100 to 140k. They could be a secret millionaire, but they'll never tell you. If they pull up in a BMW X7 or a Mercedes GLS, 150 to 200k. They're either doing well or their car payment has its own zip code. If it's a 911 or a G Wagon? 300k plus. At this point, asking what do they do? And if they're wearing the Apple Watch, 50 to 150k. Could be a coworker or could be the owner of the company. Only time can tell. And if it's an Omega Seamaster? 100 to 250k. They have expensive taste but really just didn't wanna buy a Rolex. Speaking of the Rolex, 250k plus. Sitting on their wrist. Next question. And if you're eating at Ruth's Chris? 75 to 125k. If the sides are sold separately. We're collecting evidence. If you're eating at a Nobu, 200 to 300k. If they order whatever you want. The investigation is going very well. And if you see this walking in, Michelin 2026, 400k plus. At this point, honestly, just enjoy your dinner. You're insulting them.