how the first person to ever write a y/n stark but with purple powers fic must've been moving:

Sorry about the delay in posting, I had my aunt’s going away party and than an impromptu stay in a hotel last night after working till close and overall just one of the craziest weeks of my life. for a solid ten minutes I was convinced I had f’d up, since I didn’t have a credit card or id, but lady at reception was really nice and made an exception since I reminded her of her daughter leiah. I think that’s how you spell it, idk, I’m just the massager. Ordered me food and gave me a charger from lost and found to borrow and everything, plus had me meet the security guard who was chill asf and helped me change my tv channel to pbs kids so I could catch up on some modern day wild kratts. Than I walked a good fifteen minutes to the nearest gas station and bought myself essentials and a shark named finnegan. They didn’t have any chocolate donuts, but they did have cardboard tampons. Than when I got back I imagined I was a super soldier on the run with Bucky Barnes and we were staying in a hotel together. It was pretty romantic, Yondu would’ve been so jealous. Anyways I’m back home now trying to come up with a name for my snake. She’s a girl and she’s yellow, if that makes a difference. It was my grandpa’s birthday yesterday too, happy late birthday grandpa. #ynstark #marvelfanfic #ao3 #wattpad #fyppppppppppppppppppppppp