5 things that NOBODY can look cool doing (part 2)

5 things that NOBODY can look cool doing (part 2) Number one. Going up the stairs. Seems simple enough, right? But you're doing the thing where you think that you can do two stairs at a time and kind of be nonchalant about it. But then, you know, maybe the distance of the stairs is a little too much to the point where now you're lunging up them. And you look even stupider. Take the elevator, bro, at that point, you know? Number two. Running when you're not on a run. So, you know, not like I'm gonna go for a run and I'm running for sport, right? Any other time you find yourself running, you just look like a fucking dumbass, you know? It's bad. It's bad. Number three. Eating an ice cream cone. Bonus points if it has sprinkles. Okay, and this is my cross to bear because I love, I love an ice cream cone with sprinkles on it. But you just accept that you're gonna look like the dog with the lollipop and the fucking propeller. That's you. That's now you. Number four. Getting dropped off. This one is so goddamn bad, okay? If you're if you're getting dropped off alone, you know, mentally, it just takes me back to the middle school dance. I'm alone because obviously I don't have a date to the middle school dance. I'm gonna go in, not gonna dance. I'm gonna have fun. I'm gonna lean against the wall and then, you know, listen to Juice World because I'm sad. And frankly, that's how everyone's looking at me when I get dropped off, even to this day. And number five. Getting a haircut. It doesn't even matter if, like, the cut is good. Like if the barber is doing your right, it doesn't matter. Like when you're in that chair with your little fucking apron on, like you just look fragile. You just look like they could do anything to you, you know? The cut could be good. I mean, obviously, it's way worse if like they're fucking you up and you're just sitting there like, you know, all the life drain out of your eyes. But there's just no looking cool when you're getting your haircut.