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If your girl journals and she does any of these five things. Run away. If you can read her handwriting at all, first of all, you shouldn't be touching her journal. But if you can read her handwriting in general, fake. She's not actually writing anything. She's bought 17 journals and they're all sitting on the shelf and she's never finished one. Red flag. If there's stickers all over the cover, she's a yes man. She takes too much free stuff. Red flag. If she ever uses one of these pens. Red flag. If she journals everyday and has no motion in her life. I don't know what to say. She makes you give her like napkins, movie tickets, the tag off of a hat? Red flag. No. No, just kidding. That's actually such a green flag. She appreciates you. If she signs her journal I love you to herself. Ha! X o x o red flag. I do all these things. This is a joke. Do. Your journal is your space to do whatever the fuck you want. Love you guys.