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2 Man of DoomnA teammate who left you with the leftoversnHOOPER! HOOPER!nHOOPER! WHY DIDnYOU SET UPnTAKE THE ONEnFOR THE TEAM?nESSENTIALLY, THESE TWOnHOOPERS,nWERE ON AnAND THE POINTnGUARD, THE FLOOR GENERAL,nSET IT HOME WITH A BALL,nA BALL THATnIS BIG FOR HIMnTO EVEN HOOP.nI ADORE AND RESPECTnTHE HOMEBOY WHOnTOOK ONE FORnTHE TEAM.nBUT THE POINTnGUARD, THE TEAMMATE,nTHE WINGMAN,nESSENTIALLY KNEW WHATnWAS GOING ONnAND DECIDE TOnGIVE YOU THE LEFTOVERS.nTHE TREASURE,nHE'S BASICALLY EATINGnAND AFTER HEnATE THAT SAID DESSERT,nHE LEFT YOU WITH THE LEFTOVERS.nAND YOU KNOWnTHEY SAID HOMEGIRL,nFEMALE HOOPER ISnLAUGHING AT THISnSAID MATCH UP.nTHAT THIS MATCHnUP WAS UNCALLEDnFOR.nNO WAY.