Zoro and Sanji wake up and start arguing off rip

So I just found the Straw Hat sleeping schedule according to Oda. And this shit's kind of interesting. So first off, we have Luffy. He sleeps whenever he gets sleepy. I think he says something like, "A, if you want to be happy, sleep when you're tired, eat when you're hungry." That is not surprising whatsoever. He'll roughly sleeps about 5 hours a day. You know, he just gets up. He's like, "I'm tired." "I'm not tired anymore." Not a lot of sleep from him. But quite frankly, I'm not surprised. He can't sit still for more than 5 minutes at a time, let alone stay asleep for 8. Now Usopp going to bed at 1 AM, getting up right at 8 AM, low key, that is a regular sleep schedule. That is a true degenerate, but hey, I got shit to do in the morning, sleep schedule. I mean, he's getting his 7 hours. I got nothing to complain about. Now, Robin, the mature one, sleeps by 11, up at 6. She gets her 7 hours of sleep too. I'm surprised she's not getting her beauty sleep, but hey, her being the first up in the crew and joining the morning before everyone else gets up and starts fucking everything up for her, in terms of her peace. Got to respect that. That's her meeting time, get a coffee, whatever. Now, Zoro and Sanji wake up and start arguing off rip. (+ various naps) TEECOLD6 Sleeps at 12 AM Gets up at 7 AM Sleeps at 1 AM Gets up at 9 AM Sleeps at 9 PM Gets up at 7 AM (*nap) Sleeps at 12 AM Gets up at 5 AM. Now, the one that surprised me was Zoro. He sleeps at 4 AM, then gets up at 7 AM. So I guess he trains, goes to bed, and then wakes up again at 7 AM for some fucking reason. And then various naps. He did not put like a total sleep count for him. Like Luffy, they said 5 hours roughly. But Zoro, you know, throughout the day, if there's not shit going on, he's just asleep. Even if there is shit going on, he slept through a fucking storm. That shit had me mad as fuck. 4 AM to 7 AM, he's on that militant shit. Now I understand why he takes hell of naps. If I slept 3 hours at night and you try to wake me up during a nap when there's a storm, you all made it. I'm good. Now Sanji, a little bit more responsible with this. Sleeps at 12, up at 7. I'm sure he's cooking meals. I'm surprised he doesn't wake up at the same time as Robin. Robin, you want a coffee? I'm surprised she's not doing that. But I guess he wakes up at the same time as Zoro. Interesting. And I think they all sleep in the same like, all the guys sleep in the same room. So like, I know they mad shit. Every day they wake up, they look right at each other and they see each other waking up. Off rip. They ruined. They get to argue and start arguing off rip. Now Frankie. Sleeps at 1 AM, gets up at 9 AM. He gets his 8 hours. Just a regular, regular dude. Now Nami. Sleeps at 11 PM, gets up at 7 AM. She's got shit to do. Sleeps at a responsible time, gets her beauty sleep, gets her 8 hours in. I respect it. Now Chopper. Sleeps at 9 PM, gets up at 7 AM (*nap). He's got his 12 hours of sleep. Why are you napping? Maybe that's due to the reindeer and the way that they sleep like fucking 10, 12 hours a day. My bad, Chopper. But if that's not a real thing and you just sleep in all this fucking time, you get in all this extra beauty sleep. And then you have the nerve to take a fucking nap? You know why he naps? He wants to be like Zoro. I guarantee you he's not tired. He just sees his big bro Zoro taking a nap and he's like, "Oh my god, I'm gonna do that too." It's actually kind of cute. I think Brooks sleeps 5 hours a day. That is not surprising at all, bro. He's a rockstar. The worst part is, I don't know how he wakes up first. Because I feel like he's the type to wake up and just start being loud and wake everybody else up. But I guess not. I find it interesting that he's the oldest, so he wakes up right before Robin, who's also the oldest in the crew. He's the type that has like a tea or coffee in the morning and just watches his fucking body and just be giggling to himself. But he did say most of them don't have a fixed rhythm, but more or less. Plus, since they sail at night too, they have to keep watch at the front and the back of the ship, so two people are awake at all times. They operate in 2-hour shifts. It's rare that they can sleep for long periods. I'm mad as fuck. I want one for Jimbe, but I guess this was before Jimbe even joined the crew. I was just waiting to see that he wakes up at like 8 or 9 o'clock. I was gonna say he's getting ready for his shift that UPS is 9 to 5. We need an updated version, bro. The agenda would have been fucking great.