DollyParton's Humorous Moment How long does it take Dolly to do her hair?

DollyParton's Humorous Moment How long does it take Dolly to do her hair? 1 hi Dolly petctue.angel I'd like to know how long does it take to do your hair I'd like to know how long does it take to do your hair how would I know I'm never there petctue.angel 2 dolly how long does it take for you to do your hair dolly how long does it take for you to do your hair I wouldn't know I'm never there petctue.angel 3 I would not answer the door without some makeup or hair I would not answer the door without some makeup or hair oh really no and I said I'd never go out no and I said I'd never go out I said the only way would be I'd go out I said the only way would be I'd go out without makeup and my hair done up a little bit without makeup and my hair done up a little bit as if my husband had a heart attack or something as if my husband had a heart attack or something I'd have to really think about that I'd have to really think about that 4 I saw an ad the other day that said I saw an ad the other day that said you too can look like Dolly Parton for only $500 you too can look like Dolly Parton for only $500 boy I wish I'd seen that ad before I dished out the boy I wish I'd seen that ad before I dished out the millions it cost me to look like Dolly Parton millions it cost me to look like Dolly Parton 5 Dolly lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest Dolly lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest you once entered a Dolly Parton look alike contest and lost you once entered a Dolly Parton look alike contest and lost yeah I thought it'd be fun to give you free drinks yeah I thought it'd be fun to give you free drinks you don't really win anything you don't really win anything so some friends of ours thought it'd be funny so some friends of ours thought it'd be funny so I just over exaggerated so I just over exaggerated put a bigger beauty mark bigger hair Mark put a bigger beauty mark bigger hair Mark bigger you know everything bigger you know everything and I walked across the stage and I walked across the stage so I lost the dance contest so I lost the dance contest but we had a big time because of it but we had a big time because of it they didn't even care that I lost they didn't even care that I lost 6 Dolly Parton attends a Lookalike competition Dolly Parton attends a Lookalike competition one year I thought well one year I thought well this would be a great night for me this would be a great night for me to get out and not be noticed to get out and not be noticed cause there's so many look alikes cause there's so many look alikes so many Dolly Partons walking around so many Dolly Partons walking around I can just go out I can just go out yeah actually I went into this club yeah actually I went into this club I had kind of exaggerated my own self you know I had kind of exaggerated my own self you know made my beauty Mark bigger made my beauty Mark bigger made my eyes bigger and the hair a little more made my eyes bigger and the hair a little more and I got down there and they were and I got down there and they were having a Dolly Parton look alike contest having a Dolly Parton look alike contest and it was mostly drag Queens and it was mostly drag Queens guys down there it was guys down there it was and so I went in and I got in line with everybody else and so I went in and I got in line with everybody else but somebody else won but somebody else won 7 you're not afraid to say you're not afraid to say you just celebrated a birthday right you just celebrated a birthday right I turned 40 I turned 40 na na yeah yeah well I did one time well I did one time about 20 years ago about 20 years ago I turned 60 but actually I turned 60 on that day I turned 60 but actually I turned 60 on that day 60 years old 60 years old what is your secret to to looking good what is your secret to to looking good doctors good doctors doctors good doctors good cosmetics good cosmetics 8 How Old is Dolly Parton? How Old is Dolly Parton? how old are you how old are you well I'm not embarrassed at all well I'm not embarrassed at all I'm really happy for every year that I've lived I'm really happy for every year that I've lived because I feel like I've because I feel like I've accomplished a great deal in my life accomplished a great deal in my life I'm 41 years old I'm 41 years old I was born January the 19th in 46 I was born January the 19th in 46 and when I get looking too bad and when I get looking too bad I'll just put a sack over my head I'll just put a sack over my head and come out and sing for it and come out and sing for it 9 Dolly Parton's Pet Peeve Dolly Parton's Pet Peeve No.1 Dolly Parton pet peeve No.1 Dolly Parton pet peeve nobody notices I've got a great ass too nobody notices I've got a great ass too 10 Happy birthday, Dolly! Happy birthday, Dolly! folks you know that this guy is single folks you know that this guy is single and I just want you to know and I just want you to know to know that if I was 20 years younger to know that if I was 20 years younger and I was single and I was single and you like little blondes with the big hair and big ideas and you like little blondes with the big hair and big ideas that I would be giving you a run for your money that I would be giving you a run for your money Randy Travis Randy Travis 11 Dolly Parton takes Questions From the Audience! Pt. 2 Dolly Parton takes Questions From the Audience! Pt. 2 hi hi you believe in living together before you're married you believe in living together before you're married Lord I don't even believe living Lord I don't even believe living together after you're married together after you're married 12 Does Dolly have any Allergies Does Dolly have any Allergies can you read it from there can you read it from there sneezing increases your breast size sneezing increases your breast size no i didn't have allergies no i didn't have allergies i had a bicycle pump i had a bicycle pump 13 um the question is um the question is if you could tell teenagers of America today one thing if you could tell teenagers of America today one thing whether it be advice or something of support whether it be advice or something of support what would it be what would it be i would say act like it's raining i would say act like it's raining every day and wear your rubbers every day and wear your rubbers 14 Dollys thoughts on prostitution 😳😬 Dollys thoughts on prostitution 😳😬 i'd like to have your opinion on prostitution i'd like to have your opinion on prostitution oh i closed the whore house down oh i closed the whore house down so i'm not ready so i'm not ready 15 anybody else do you ever wish you were born a guy? anybody else do you ever wish you were born a guy? do i ever wish i was born a guy do i ever wish i was born a guy? lord no lord no I've always been a sissy I've always been a sissy and if i'd been born a man and if i'd been born a man I'd been a drag queen I'd been a drag queen 16 Has Dolly ever had plastic surgery? Has Dolly ever had plastic surgery? hi there hi there hi dolly hi dolly i hope this isn't too embarrassing i hope this isn't too embarrassing but have you ever had plastic surgery but have you ever had plastic surgery well yeah well yeah i uh had my credit cards cut off once i uh had my credit cards cut off once 17 Did Dolly burn her bra in the 60s Did Dolly burn her bra in the 60s but you know I've always believed that women should but you know I've always believed that women should be liberated from anything that restricts them be liberated from anything that restricts them so back when everybody was burning their bras so back when everybody was burning their bras i burned my girdle i burned my girdle i would never have been so bold as to try to burn my bra i would never have been so bold as to try to burn my bra it would have taken the fire it would have taken the fire department three weeks to put the fire out department three weeks to put the fire out 18 How high are Dolly heels? How high are Dolly heels? first of all how high are your heels first of all how high are your heels my high heels are about four or five inches high my high heels are about four or five inches high and how do you walk in them and how do you walk in them very carefully very carefully 19 Dolly "Men are my weakness" Dolly "Men are my weakness" what is it you like best about men what is it you like best about men I like everything about men I like everything about men i men in my life i men in my life 20 my mother had twelve children by the time she was thirty five years old no way my mother had twelve children by the time she was thirty five years old no way my poor mom I mean it's like well my poor mom I mean it's like well so this is a religious thing so this is a religious thing we we did we we did we didn't have well we didn't have well we didn't have that excuse we didn't have that excuse we were just horny hicks we were just horny hicks 21 Johnny Carson leaves Dolly Parton speechless! Johnny Carson leaves Dolly Parton speechless! did you ask me just for that did you ask me just for that oh well yeah oh well yeah I've always been pretty well blessed I've always been pretty well blessed people are always asking if there people are always asking if there oh I would never I would never you see I would never oh I would never I would never you see I would never I have certain guidelines I have certain guidelines I use this I use this but I would give about a year's pay to peek under there but I would give about a year's pay to peek under there 22 Now, this is a true story this is a true story for those of you that don't know. Now, this is a true story this is a true story for those of you that don't know. I wrote this song about 20 years ago I wrote this song about 20 years ago about this I wrote this song about 20 years ago I wrote this song about 20 years ago about this woman down in Nashville that worked at the bank. woman down in Nashville that worked at the bank. She was trying to take care of my husband while I was out on the road. She was trying to take care of my husband while I was out on the road. Well, that didn't go over too big with me. Well, that didn't go over too big with me. I fought that redheaded woman like a wildcat! I fought that redheaded woman like a wildcat she jerked my wig off and almost beat me to death with it. she jerked my wig off and almost beat me to death with it. But I kept my husband. But I kept my husband I got that sucker home and I beat the tar out of him I got that stuff at home and I beat the tar out of him We got a whole bunch of red headed women down here. We got a whole bunch of redheaded women down here. As a matter of fact Jolene looked a whole lot like you - Jo Leen looked a whole lot like you you red headed hussy! you redheaded husband