Product placement
Candy (brand of oven and hob) - appears, does not act, removing it would not change what happens in the video.nRed Bull (drink) - appears, does not act, removing it would not change what happens in the video.nFairy (dish soap) - appears, does not act, removing it would not change what happens in the video.nTesco (supermarket) - appears on packaging, does not act, removing it would not change what happens in the video.nChef's (brand of eggs) - appears on packaging, does not act, removing it would not change what happens in the video.nRoyal (brand of patties) - appears on packaging, does not act, removing it would not change what happens in the video.nM&S (supermarket) - appears on packaging, does not act, removing it would not change what happens in the video.nGIA (brand of garlic puree) - appears on packaging, does not act, removing it would not change what happens in the video.nRobinson's (brand of fruit drinks) - appears on packaging, does not act, removing it would not change what happens in the video.nHighland Spring (brand of water) - appears on packaging, does not act, removing it would not change what happens in the video.nBeko (brand of fridge) - appears on sticker, does not act, removing it would not change what happens in the video.nPepco (brand of kettle) - appears on packaging, does not act, removing it would not change what happens in the video.
On-screen text
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