how i spend my saturday nights :

you should be at the club, you should be at the bar. No girl, I'm eating Swedish candy and watching Alex R on TV. I checked my mail today and I had this big old candy salad from the Swedish Candy Land. Not sponsored, but they sent me this huge thing of Swedish candy. I tried Swedish candy for the first time in New York. Didn't love it. But then I had it again recently and I really liked it. So we're gonna do a taste test. Oh my gosh. It smells so good. All right, I don't know where to start. I like these. I've had them before. I think I've had a different kind than this. Mine have never been circle. They're so pillowy. Kind of hard to chew. It tastes like bubble gum toothpaste. I don't know if I love that. But these like interesting. Let's try this. I literally don't know any of this is. Like I wish I could be descriptive. That's good. I like the texture of that a lot. It's like gum taffy. What the hell is this? Oh, it feels like a marshmallow. It's like gooey jam on the inside. That's good. I love marshmallows. I got mango or maybe peach. I like it. Oh yeah. That's good. I got two kinds of skeletons. This one looks more intriguing. Looks sour. Sour skull. Mmm. That's fire. Love that. I'm allergic to red dye. If you guys didn't know that. Trying to avoid the red. I can have it in moderation, but all this red would probably put me on my deathbed. What the heck is that texture? No. That's banana flavor. I hate banana. No. Maybe this thing. This one's green. Ooh. Ow. That is hard as a rock. No. I think we have two left to try. Let's do another skeleton. This one's covered in like crunchy things. Ooh, stretchy. That's good. I definitely like the regular ones better than these, but this is good. Lastly, we have red dye 40 maximum. That is sour. Whoo. This is cool. You get to try so many. Some of the textures and flavors just don't do it for me. Like whatever this texture is, don't like it. My favorite was the skulls.