Post by @its.jessagain

1. He can operate on a human brain but cannot locate his boarding pass. Ever. 2. When people find out what he does, they get noticeably nicer to him and I become furniture. I’ve watched it happen at parties for two decades. It’s almost impressive. 3. Everyone shows him their moles. Dinner parties, weddings, the airport. A stranger once took off his shoe. 4. He is completely calm in a life or death emergency and absolutely unhinged when our daughter wears a miniskirt. 5. People assume I got lucky. What they don’t see is that I raised three kids mostly alone while he worked 90 hour weeks, and everyone kept congratulating me on my luck. 6. Some nights he comes home quiet and doesn’t say much, and I know that somewhere in this city a family got the worst phone call of their lives. I just put dinner in front of him. That’s the part of the job description nobody mentions. It’s mine. 7. He has saved hundreds of lives. He does not know a single password in this house. Not one. I am the operating system this family runs on. 8. The biggest secret? For years I introduced myself as his wife. It took me until 54 to walk into a room as myself. That’s what this account is. I am the operating system this family runs on. But I finally started making time to take care of myself, too. liposomal NMN every morning. the one i’d never give up. by 50 your cellular energy is nearly half gone, and skin cells without fuel stop repairing daily damage. this refuels them. comment NMN and i’ll dm you the exact one i use 🤍 can’t wait? the exact one is waiting for you at the link in my bio #usa #usa_tiktok #usa🇺🇸 #newyork