What cheating looks like these days

Apparently I’m not allowed to eat alone. Why didn’t you tell me you went? Wait, what did you just say? What did you just say? This is a restaurant napkin. In your car that means you literally went and got food without me. That’s another one. This is definitely from a freaking restaurant. That was literally on Friday. You were at work. I can’t eat without you. You could have brought it to me at work. I come home from work too, you didn’t give me any goodies. You didn’t even tell me you went. I didn’t know I had to tell you every time I eat. What napkin is this? What did you go? What napkins are these? You didn’t even tell me you went. I didn’t know I had to tell you every time I eat. What napkin is this? What did you go?