MY IN LAWS

My in-laws are coming in 15 minutes… so I made THIS And apparently they haven't eaten in three days. So today I'm making them my famous pasta before they start eating the furniture. I wash my pasta first, because otherwise the pieces stick together. Every noodle perfectly separated. I recently changed husbands, also got a brand new family to impress. So far, they've loved everything I've cooked, and honestly, I'm hoping this turn on me, one did. Once the pasta is clean, I spread it into a baking dish and start preparing the most questionable part of the recipe. I cover it with eggs mixed with petroleum. Then strain a batch of sheep eggs through a fine sieve to remove any shell pieces. You have to be extremely careful here, because every little residue needs to disappear. I actually learned this technique during a school internship in India, so obviously I trust it completely. Then I massage the mixture into the pasta until every piece is apparently, this is Michael Jackson's favourite recipe, mentioned it in an interview last week. That alone convinced me to make it today. And judging by the smell, something is definitely gone very, very wrong but somehow it looks absolutely delicious. Would you actually eat this?