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Places like Marks and Spencer's are preying on your gluttony. They're preying on your obesity. They want you to get fat this winter so they can sell you their diet range next spring. And you're flocking to their stores to buy the cookies, to put the custard cream in the middle and sandwich it together, eating over 1500 calories in one sitting. All these winter matcha syrups, cold foams, Kinder Bueno, cold foam, mascarpone, Dubai chocolate matcha syrup, banana matcha latte. What are you doing? You sound ridiculous. I have been so soft on you lot over summer because I was going through heartache. But I'm back to tell you to put the fork down. The UK lacks third spaces. It lacks places for people to get together and hang out. So you all get together and hang out over gluttonous, unhealthy food. The only person who's going to suffer from that is your clogged arteries.
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