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pranking my dad the pilot is a KID 💀
make the pilot a kid
cantina
saw this in the guest bedroom before i left
your mother again probably
alright
are you at the airport yet
Ya sitting at the gate now
huh
what
thats cute
this kid dressed up like hes part of the flight crew
cute
he might confuse people haha
theyll think hes one of them
wow
The gate lady just scanned his badge
She called him captain
theyre playing along with it, love to see it
i remember i used to pretend to be a warlock
what?
forget it
were boarding now
just sat
dad
hes in the cockpit
the pilot is probably letting him take a peek
there is no pilot
i think its him
huh?
theres no way
tell one of the attendants to take him out. hes unsupervised
i tried to get up
he just yelled at me to sit down
hes very convincing
he just made an announcement saying this "Its an honor to have you all on my first flight"
and that hell try to make it quick cause he still has homework to do when we land
GET HIM OUT
i could hear him scrolling tik tok while talking
THIS IS NOT SAFE
YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE HIS CRASH TEST DUMMY
GET OFF THE PLANE
WHERE IS THE COPILOT
i think he just showed up
oh thank god
GOOD LORD
FIND AN ADULT
I WILL PAY FOR YOUR TICKET
YELL BOMB
TREVOR YELL THERES A BOMB