The Ethan Klein Cheating Scandal Got Crazier!

Dude, bar for bar, rehearse this. Every single word of that was almost exactly matches up with what Eila just posted and admitted that, yes, he did cheat on her. Oh, it was more emotional. Oh, he did admit to some physical stuff. Man was rehearsing when he was doing this bit. Oh my god. Even predicting how people were going to react by saying like, oh, I lost 15 pounds and now suddenly I'm so full of myself because that's what everybody is saying. That's one of the things that even I said. So if you're a little lost, this came out September 23rd on a Friday. It is now October 23rd on a Friday. When he posted this, it was a joke about kissing Young Gravy. But today, he has actually been outed as having cheated on his wife, doing an emotional affair that may or may not have gotten physical. It is scary accurate how literally bar for bar this man just sat there and said exactly what he was doing the whole time. I've never seen anything like this. I've never seen anything like this in my life.