I was going to a Halloween party dressing as a partially eaten gingerbread man.

I was going to a Halloween party dressing as a partially eaten gingerbread man. After that, the leg lamp from A Christmas Story. A pink flamingo. It's sort of like a crutch handstand. And I was like, I should wear this to the zoo. Real flamingos did not care at all. However, that child... Tigger from Winnie the Pooh. All the kids at the trampoline park were like, I don't understand. Like where is...? Groot from The Guardians part one credit sequence. The Pixar lamp. This is 2021. Wait for it. What?! A microscope! Mjolnir, Thor's hammer. A year and a half ago. Another costume that confused many children. Wacky inflatable tube man. At the holidays I've worn this. When people walk by, I'll be like... Merry Christmas! They saw me and they're like, “Whoa, can we interview you for the local news?” And I was like, sure, but I can't really take this costume off. And they were like, no problem. We will just interview you through the branches... Lumiere from Beauty and the Beast. A Dairy Queen Blizzard. Genie from Aladdin. The foosball player. I dressed as an IHOP sign. I moved to Florida last year. A Florida man. Couples costumes! Would you like to see my costume for next week? FAMILY couples costumes! This year... I'm dressing as trash. You guys remember Forky, right? From Toy Story. My wife is Woody. And then my son... a very impatient Buzz Lightyear.