My mom's sick, man! She's...

My mom's sick, man! She's... ya know, she's—she wears a hijab. I don't look... very Muslim, like, just off—off looks, so nobody ever bothers me about it, ya know? She wears a hijab, she looks Muslim all the time. One time she told me that... she was drivin' around and a guy pulled up next to her in traffic and saw that she was wearing the hijab and he, like, flipped her off. And then he, like, followed her... in his car for a while. And I was like, terrified when she told me this! I didn't wanna ask her this question, but I asked, I was like, "Hey mom, have you ever, like... thought about taking off your hijab?" And she was like, "Malik, I would rather die... a martyr than let those people change me." I was like, "All right, Tupac, f*ckin' relax! Jesus! Chill out! Don't talk like that! Don't wish a motherf*cker would! That's exactly... the opposite of what I wanted." She's nuts! Crazy talk! But I was proud of her! Like, I don't want her to change anything about herself but I want her to be safe, so it's like... what do we do here, ya know? Like, something's gotta change. Society is not gonna change, so it's like, we gotta figure somethin' out. What I'm thinkin'... of doin', is, comin' out with a line of hate-crime-proof hijabs that my mom can wear! Completely hate-crime-proof, okay? First one, I'm thinking standard, just, confederate flag hijab. 'Cause... 'cause, listen, that's gonna short circuit, nobody's gonna know what to do... when they see that! Next time some guy pulls up next to my mom in traffic he's gonna be like, [gestures flipping off] [gestures saluting].