I DON'T WANNA SEE AI

@juliancrosscomedy

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The video uses a relatable, high-energy comedic rant to tap into a growing cultural sentiment of 'AI fatigue,' making it highly shareable for viewers who feel similarly overwhelmed.

Summary

A comedian performs a stand-up routine expressing his frustration with the prevalence of AI-generated content in daily life. He argues that while AI is a tool, it is being overused and is replacing human expression.

Structure

1Comedian rants about AI saturation
2Criticizes AI-generated art and media
3Acknowledges AI as a tool but rejects its overuse
4Calls for a break from AI technology

Product placement

Sincape Fable Optimus 5: mentioned as the generator of the content. It merely appears as a reference to the tool used to create the video's content. Removing it would not change the video's message. C Dance 32: mentioned as a tool. It merely appears as a reference to the tool used to create the video's content. Removing it would not change the video's message. OpenAI: mentioned as the company behind the technology. It merely appears as a reference to the entity being criticized. Removing it would not change the video's message.

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I DON'T WANNA SEE AI BRO. WHY DO YOU NIGGAS NOT GET IT THROUGH YOUR SKULL I DON'T WANNA SEE AI. I DON'T WANNA SEE AI WHERE HUMANS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE I DON'T WANNA SEE AI AT RESTAURANTS. I DON'T WANNA SEE AI ON THE INTERNET. I DON'T SEE AI ON PINTEREST, IN THE FUCKING YOUTUBE MUSIC SONG FUCKING PLAYLIST. I DON'T WANNA HEAR AI. I DON'T WANNA SEE AI, I DON'T WANNA LOOK AT AI. CAN I GET A AI BUTTON? CAN I GET A CUT THIS AI SHIT OFF BUTTON? CAN I GET A WHOLE FORM OF THE INTERNET WAIN NO AI ON IT? I DON'T. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK THIS SHIT WAS GENERATED BY SINCAPE FUCKING FABLE OPTIMUS NUMBER 5. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. LOOK WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH C DANCE 32. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T WANNA SEE THIS SHIT. I DON'T WANNA SEE FUCKING AI. EVERYWHERE I GO. NIGGAS GOT THE NERVE TO SELL YOU AI. YOU DIDN'T EVEN MAKE THIS. OH, I GENERATED IT SO I CAN SELL IT. NO, YOU CAN'T. NO YOU CAN'T. YOU DIDN'T MAKE SHIT. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, YOU PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT. THERE'S NOTHING GOOD ABOUT AI. I UNDERSTAND IT'S A TOOL. WE AS HUMANS ARE DESIGNED TO MAKE THINGS EASIER FOR OURSELVES. I GET IT. I GOT NO ISSUES WITH THAT. I GOT NO ISSUES WITH THAT. IT'S A TOOL... IF I GO TO A HOUSE, IF I. IF I BUY A HOUSE AND I GET TO THE PROPERTY AND ALL I SEE IS THE TOOLS LAYING OUT IN THE FUCKING PIECE OF PROPERTY AND NOT THE HOUSE, I'MMA BE MAD. THAT'S WHAT AI IS. IT'S A FUCKING TOOL. I DON'T WANNA BUY THIS FUCKING SHOVEL. GIVE ME THE FINISHED PRODUCT. I DON'T WANNA SEE AI. I DON'T WANNA SEE AI POSTERS. I DON'T WANNA SEE AI MENUS. I DON'T WANNA SEE AI PICTURES. I DON'T WANNA SEE AI EDITS. OH LOOK, THIS IS AN AI GENERATED EDIT. LOOK, YOU KNOW YOU CAN MAKE THIS WITH ED WITH AI IN 2 MINUTES. YOU'RE A PIECE OF YOU, YOU. YOU'RE GARBAGE. YOU'RE GARBAGE. WELL, I USE AI TO UNDERSTAND THINGS BETTER. I USE AI TO FLESH IDEAS OUT. I USE AI TO UNDERSTAND COMPLEX PROBLEMS. I GET IT, WE CREATED THE CALCULATOR CAUSE IT WAS HARD TO USE MORE THAN A FUCKING FIVE FINGERS ON YOUR HAND. I GET IT. IT'S OKAY. WE ALL NEED TO MAKE TOOLS TO MAKE THINGS BETTER. THAT'S WHY WE WENT TO FUCKING SPACE. THAT'S OKAY. THAT'S OKAY. BUT WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU IS AS A HUMAN THAT ENJOYS JUST. I ENJOY ART. YOU ENJOY ART. WE ENJOY HUMAN EXPRESSION. I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT SHIT. I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT SHIT. NOWHERE. AT ALL. CAN WE CATCH A FUCKING BREAK? DEAD ASS. JUST A BREAK. CAN. CAN THAT NIGGA SAM ALL STEEN OR WHATEVER THE FUCK DOWN AT OPEN AI, JUST CLOSE IT FOR ONE DAY. JUST CLOSE AI. CAN WE GET A CLOSED AI? FUCKING OPEN AI. JUST OPEN AI'S ASS. LET'S OPEN AI'S ASS AND TAKE THE COLON OUT. I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT.

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Transcript

I don't wanna see AI. Bro. Why do you niggas not get it through your skull? I don't wanna see AI. I don't wanna see AI where humans are supposed to be. I don't wanna see AI at restaurants. I don't wanna see AI on the internet. I don't see AI on Pinterest, in the fucking YouTube Music song fucking playlist. I don't wanna hear AI. I don't wanna see AI, I don't wanna look at AI. Can I get a AI button? Can I get a cut this AI shit off button? Can I get a whole form of the internet wain no AI on it? I don't. I don't give a fuck this shit was generated by Sincape fucking Fable Optimus number 5. I don't give a fuck. Look what you can do with C Dance 32. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't wanna see this shit. I don't wanna see fucking AI. Everywhere I go. Niggas got the nerve to sell you AI. You didn't even make this. Oh, I generated it so I can sell it. No, you can't. No you can't. You didn't make shit. You should be ashamed of yourself, you piece of shit. You're a piece of shit. You're a piece of shit. There's nothing good about AI. I understand it's a tool. We as humans are designed to make things easier for ourselves. I get it. I got no issues with that. I got no issues with that. It's a tool... If I go to a house, if I. If I buy a house and I get to the property and all I see is the tools laying out in the fucking piece of property and not the house, I'mma be mad. That's what AI is. It's a fucking tool. I don't wanna buy this fucking shovel. Give me the finished product. I don't wanna see AI. I don't wanna see AI posters. I don't wanna see AI menus. I don't wanna see AI pictures. I don't wanna see AI edits. Oh look, this is an AI generated edit. Look, you know you can make this with ed with AI in 2 minutes. You're a piece of you, you. You're garbage. You're garbage. Well, I use AI to understand things better. I use AI to flesh ideas out. I use AI to understand complex problems. I get it, we created the calculator cause it was hard to use more than a fucking five fingers on your hand. I get it. It's okay. We all need to make tools to make things better. That's why we went to fucking space. That's okay. That's okay. But what I'm trying to tell you is as a human that enjoys just. I enjoy art. You enjoy art. We enjoy human expression. I don't wanna see that shit. I don't wanna see that shit. Nowhere. At all. Can we catch a fucking break? Dead ass. Just a break. Can. Can that nigga Sam All Steen or whatever the fuck down at Open AI, just close it for one day. Just close AI. Can we get a closed AI? Fucking Open AI. Just Open AI's ass. Let's Open AI's ass and take the colon out. I'm tired of this shit.