that rich colleague in the office

hi I'm the new intern today is my first day. oh right. I'll show you around. coffee machine kettle microwave fridge. did u bring lunch today you can pop it into the fridge. no but I ordered sushi from Nobu for everyone. the Nobu? Michelin restaurant in the city? yes the one. yeah I didn't know they have delivery. normally they don't do deliveries but. what do you mean by normally? okay here's your desk you can just sit here for now. can I bring my own chair? wdym? I'm just used to ergonomic chair. or I can get a sit to stand desk. I should get both. can I please have the shipping address? wait how long is ur internship? 3 months. so you're gonna buy furnitures for the three month internship? yeah. what are you gonna do with it after three months? you can have it. you don't want it? no I have a better set at home. alright I'm heading off. do you know where the bus stop? wait do you even take the bus? no I uber. huh that's what I thought. why do you even work here? eh. the pay is low the office is crap. the company is in the middle of nowhere. your salary can't even cover expenses. why do you even work here? ah I have to. it's a uni program but thank god it's only three months. that's what I want to ask. why do you even work here? pErMAnEntLy. shut up.