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Things about me that don't match my appearance. I rarely wear deodorant. I used to be a stripper. I look taller than I am but I'm only 5'5". I'm wildly introverted but mask it with charisma. I never went to college. I can move extremely heavy furniture by myself. I love licking stamps. I only recently learned what love really means. I drink full fat milk that comes from a cow. I look like I'd have a trust fund but I built one at Trust Fund.