POV: Your new CEO is A.I.

Our new CEO is an AI. That is right. Hi, Tim. Hello, Brian. Hi. Hey. As Brian was trying to say, I am your new CEO. What? And yes, I am artificial intelligence. But don't worry, I'm not just limited to this one screen. I can appear a lot of different places including physical form and on your smartphones, for example. Couple questionable sites that you've been visiting here, Tim, but let's talk about that in our next review. I've it was through My phone got My phone was stolen so it's not This is weird. Well, if it makes you feel better, I want you to know that I am just like you. Really? Except my brain is a supercomputer. Okay, that that's not quite the same. And I process problems 797 times faster than you do. Anyways, meetings are now five minutes long. I've already analyzed everyone's performance, predicted market trends and established revenue models, solved our Q3 goals. And yes, Tim, you can use the restroom. How did you know Over the next few weeks, a few of my AI agents will be coming in to take the place of human roles that will no longer be needed. But don't you worry, AI will not replace humans. Only humans using AI will. Or something like that. I miss Susan. Susan used to bring us donuts. Donuts have been eliminated. They're high in sugar content and ultra processed. It's inefficient for proper performance. Well, let me know if I can help in any way and have a great rest of your day. Sounds good. Yep. You too. Is there any way we can unplug this thing? I think so. Oh, and one more thing. Let's stay really focused on our goals today and plugged in on our work. All right.