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Kicked out of business class my first time. I won Cisco's top 1% sales award and took my mum on a fancy ass trip to Hawaii. Here we are enjoying business class for the first time together. I'm in full flex mode and IDGAF I've earnt it. Until... So I've just been informed that I have to leave this seat in business class because it's been misengineered. So now I get to enjoy it for just a brief second. Got to my champagne which was lovely but now I have to go back to economy class. Still get all the perks of being in first class except for the seat and the space of course but what do you do? I mean jeez at least I got to enjoy it for just a brief second but the staff are very apologetic. Can't really knock them. What can you do? I'm still here, I'm still enjoying it and yeah I'll get them next time. Let me just polish this off. Mr. Rehman, that's me. I just hear we've got really gonna have to pleasure of you tonight in our cabin. Yeah so we'll look after you very well and Harry said that they'll look after you from here as well with anything that you need. Sure, um can I help you with your gear to take you down and move you down? Oh look I should be alright, I just got the backpack, just give me a sec okay. Okay whenever you're ready, it's row 36 and it's all cleared for you. Okay great, thank you. See there you go. Apologetic, very helpful, shit happens. Get the pajamas too, that's a perk. The moment I pass through the curtain. What a quiet flight. There you go. 36. Oh yeah, great. Thank you. Do you need a hand putting anything? No, I think I've got enough space to just leave it there, right? Okay, just put it under the seat and change. Okay, otherwise I can bring it back out later. Oh yeah, I'll just check it up there, give me a sec. How the mighty have fallen. So now I've got a whole row to myself in economy class. What do you do?
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