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Hello I received a response in four to six business days. But stuff still happened. APRIL 23 2026 So what's up? Palantir cannot see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Despite being a corporation that's very, very well known for all their surveillance software, they just cannot see the cinnamon swirl in every bite. That's enough of that. Palantir is in the news. Palantir is a US tech company that was founded by Peter Thiel, Alex Karp, and some other jabronis. It was founded back in 2003 and one of its major founding funders, aside from Thiel, was literally the CIA. There's this thing called In-Q-Tel, I-Q-T, and it's a taxpayer-funded venture capital firm that explicitly invests in corporations to support the CIA. It's a pool of money the CIA uses to coerce tech people to do things for them. And if you're Palantir, you just love that idea. So from the drop, Palantir's stated mission is to build software to help the government do surveillance and shit. They specialize in militarized intelligence. Like, this is what they do. But they're also a company, like on the stock market, not a part of the government. flagship products is called Gotham, and what it does is combine a data that's not really supposed to be combined so that they can type in someone's name and find them. It's not necessarily that straightforward, but the idea is that it is an omni-surveillance system. So Palantir's already kind of not well-liked among the general populace, and then this past weekend Twitter to post a 22-point summary of a Alex Karp's 'Supervillain' Manifesto Is Putting Palantir Contracts at Risk gizmodo book that was co-authored by the CEO, Alex Karp. It reads essentially like a manifesto, and I'm not going to read every point to you here, I have linked it in the newsletter, but it basically summarizes to "we should get rid of Palantir's Position, Summarized - Let us take over democracy. Palantir's Position, Summarized - Let us take over - Ignore the poors poor people are bad, and multiculturalism Palantir's Position, Summarized - Let us take over - Ignore the poors - Diversity bad failed us." Palantir's Position, Summarized - Let us take over - Ignore the poors - Diversity bad They also call for forced military participation of the US. And just to like drive home how out of touch this random-ass manifesto was, here's a quote. Public servants need not be our priests. Any business that compensated its employees in the way that the federal government compensates public servants would struggle to survive. - Something Palantir Actually Tweeted Public servants need not be our priests. Any business that compensated its employees in the way that the federal government compensates public servants would struggle to survive. - Something Palantir Actually Tweeted Public servants need not be our priests. Any business that compensated its employees in the way that the federal government compensates public servants would struggle to survive. - Something Palantir Actually Tweeted Any business that compensated its employees in the way that the federal government compensates public servants would struggle to survive. Hey motherfucker, government's not a corporation. Weird. So yeah, out of nowhere, they and they're like, "Hey, everyone, here's 22 from our founder about how we think the world should work, and it's all fascism." Isn't that exciting? Alex Karp is a fucking madman. Like the dude can't stop excitedly talking about how good Palantir is at finding and killing people, or at least helping to find and kill people. The Man Who Cannot Stop Talking About Killing Notes from the Circus Like the dude is a comic book villain. So much so that a lot of the commentary about this has described it as such. Cheyenne MacDonald at Engadget Palantir posted a manifesto that reads like the ramblings of a comic book villain Engadget pretty much coined it and said that it basically reads like the ramblings of a comic book villain. The response was swift. "Hey, what the fuck?" That was me being everyone. Just so you know. A bunch of articles came out about how unhinged this post is. Palantir's stock started to drop when markets opened on Monday, and now foreign ministers are discussing whether or not they should drop their contracts with Palantir because what the fuck? Hey, I could be your national security advisor. Yes, do that. Now look, I am not a fool, usually. I understand that militarized intelligence and national security and surveillance and all of this stuff is just a fact of reality. It is a part of having a country in 2026. It just is how it is. And Palantir is just all too happy to capitalize on that. That's all they're doing, is playing the game. but playing the game without showing any remorse for the lives And it really is kind of like a don't hate the player, hate the game situation. Except I can hate the player VERY EASY TO HATE THIS GUY because the player is changing the game's rules. When you sit down to play Monopoly with your younger cousin, and they get upset because you took how the game works. where I get money. Sure, here's some money. "That's fine, it's a board game, I don't care." When a multi-billion dollar Palantir lands $10 billion Army software and data contract CNBC defense contractor installs a vice president of JD Vance And Peter Thiel: What To Know About The Relationship Between Trump's VP Pick And The Billionaire Forbes the United States into an authoritarian regime that then turns around and uses that company as the forefront of their mass All the Ways Palantir is Assisting Trump's Abusive Removal Campaign ACLU deportation efforts, I don't think that you then give them Monopoly money. was going with that. Taxpayer dollars through the CIA funded the start of Palantir, whose essential express purpose right now is to create surveillance software for foreign and domestic use. Heavy on the domestic. Like they truly do not think that anybody in this country deserves privacy. They would prefer a world Palantir CEO Alex Karp said although the company won't build tools that predict crimes, Palantir would do it 'very well' Business Insider single person's actions are cataloged at all times. I run tech comapny Alex Karp is the epitome of somebody who looks at the world and says, i get many dollar "I kind of know this must mean I am exceptional among humans and therefore I can fix all of the problems in the world." only way it makes sense. Optimization is the solution to humanity, is it not? There isn't much of a closing argument here, except for PALANTIR FUCKING SUCKS and at least more people know about how much they suck now. Keep on showing your ass, Karp. I look forward to your trial.