THE ITALIANS MIGHT BE THE REASON WHY

THE ITALIANS MIGHT BE THE REASON WHY GERMANY LOST WORLD WAR TWO, WAS IT GERMANY AND ITALY ALLIES? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THE ITALIANS WERE SO INCAPABLE OF WAR AND FIGHTING AND SO BAD AT THIS, THEY ACTUALLY HELPED US IN 1940, HITLER AND HIS MILITARY AND HIS ARMY ARE INVADING FRANCE. THEY'RE SAYING TO ITALY, HE GOES, THEY GO TO ITALY AND THEY SAY, HEY, LISTEN, ITALY, WE NEED YOUR HELP ATTACKING SOUTHERN FRANCE, OKAY? WE NEED YOU TO HELP US. AND ITALY GOES WE CAN'T. WE'RE JUST NOT READY FOR WAR. WE'RE JUST DON'T HAVE THE CAPABILITIES. SO THE NAZIS AND GERMANY START INVADING FRANCE, AND THEY'RE IN THERE AND THEY'RE CRUSHING FRANCE IS ON THE VERGE OF COLLAPSE. ITALY GOES NOW'S OUR CHANCE. ITALY DECIDES WE ARE GOING TO TAKE 300,000 TROOPS, WE ARE GOING TO RUSH OVER THE ALPS, AND INTO SOUTHERN FRANCE. THEY GET TO FRANCE, THEY RUN INTO A GARRISON THEY END FIGHTING 100,000 FRENCH TROOPS. AND THE FRENCH BEAT THE OUT OF THEM. IF IT WASN'T FOR THE FACT THAT FRANCE SURRENDERED TO GERMANY DURING THAT, DURING THAT THAT HAPPENING, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOT WORSE. ITALY GETS BAILED OUT. SEPTEMBER 1940, GERMANY LAUNCHES OPERATION SEA LION, THEY'RE GOING TO THE UK. ITALY HAS AN IDEA, WE COULD SEIZE THIS OPPORTUNITY. BRITAIN IS RECALLING ALL OF THEIR TROOPS BACK TO THE UK TO DEFEND AGAINST THE NAZIS. WHAT IF WE GO FROM LIBYA AND TAKE THE BRITISH CONTROLLED COLONY OF EGYPT? SO THEY SEND THEIR TROOPS FROM LIBYA TO EGYPT, GUESS WHAT? THE ITALIANS ARE WINNING AT FIRST. THEY'VE GOT THE BRITS FALLING BACK. WHAT ARE THE ITALIANS DO? DO THEY PURSUE? NO, THEY TAKE A BREAK. SO WHAT DOES THAT DO THAT GIVES THE BRITS THE CHANCE TO, LIKE, REGROUP? AND THE BRITISH DECIDE TO COUNTERATTACK. 30,000 BRITISH TROOPS. TAKE ON 150,000 ITALIAN TROOPS AND GET THEM RUNNING THEY RETREATED. THEY OUTNUMBER THESE GUYS 5 TO 1 AND GET WHIPPED. IT IS NOT THE END OF IT. ITALY DECIDES WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS AGAIN. LET'S FIND SOMEBODY WHO HASN'T BEEN RELATIVE IN 3000 YEARS. ITALY DECIDES TO INVADE GREECE. LET'S TAKE 500,000. IF WE TAKE 500,000 TROOPS AND MOVE INTO GREECE FROM ALBANIA, THERE'S NO WAY IN LESS THAN TWO WEEKS, THE GREEKS NOT ONLY WHIPPED THE **** OUT OF THE ITALIANS, DROVE THEM BACK UP THROUGH ALBANIA. AND WE'RE GETTING READY TO INVADE ITALY. MOOSE CALLS UP HITLER AND WE DID IT AGAIN. HITLER WAS LIKE NEIN NEIN NEIN SO BECAUSE OF THIS, THEY STARTED OPERATION BARBAROSSA LATE. THEY GOT TO STALINGRAD AND ALL THAT, IT WAS THE FROZEN TUNDRA AND THE AMOUNT OF GERMAN SOLDIERS WHO **** FROM HYPOTHERMIA, STARVATION, DEHYDRATION AND DISEASE WAS ONE OF THE BIG REASONS, WHY THEY LOST AT STALINGRAD, THE ITALIANS DID MORE TO STOP HITLER, THE GERMANS AND THE NAZIS THAN ANYONE BEFORE THE UNITED STATES AND RUSSIA AT THE END OF THE WAR,