Anything you buy in the store..

Anything you buy in the store.. I'll buy it.. Oh for real? Can I get this? Noodles.. Noodles? That's only like a $1! You're giving it free items in the store? Are you buying something? I'm paying for one item for everyone.. Pick one item in the store.. Pick one item in the store.. *Grabs pop* He bought it for you.. Because he's nice like that. I can get a drink too? I got you man.. Thank you Got to check your I.D! No I'm joking.. Why you guys doing this? Well he's giving away like 10K in gas.. It's nice what you guys are doing you know.. We don't really need anything.. Let's be real.. Yeah true haha.. It's okay save it for someone else.. What's the most expensive item in here? You got like a PS5? No PS5 here.. I just wanted to check.. If that whole thing was real? Is it real? You know what I'm talking about.. What is this? It's for a car.. That's expensive.. $100 bucks? Not a $100 bucks.. $16.. I got you.. I wanted the Ben and Jerry's.. You want ice cream? Where is it.. Go grab it.. You don't know what you want! No I actually don't.. Pop corn! You don't want the ice cream? I do! Are you filming for you too? Yeah I got a tab on 7-eleven.. Hi YouTube Haha.. Wait ew no that's him.. That's ghetto.. Hello you guys.. Do I look nice? If you had one message to the world.. What would that be? Stay you.. And don't hate on people.. I'll just leave.. You're stealing! Wait wait wait I am? You're good.. I'm joking, I'm joking What did you guys get? Tetris gummies? I didn't even know they make those.. Haha.. Thank you so much.. Thank you so much.. $40? $39.40.. How much for this drink? *Grabs it* Oh.. I only have a $1.. Dollar tree right? Yeah.. There's nothing for a $1? I'm really thirsty.. You can look in those coolers right here.. Okay.. Maybe I'll go look for more change.. It's just $2.71.. I have a big bill.. Mhm.. A $50? Okay.. Yeah that's fine.. I wasn't sure.. *Takes off* *Comes back* Appreciate it.. It's so hot out there eh? Here you go.. It's not the heat that gets you.. It's the humidity.. *Puts head down* *Puts head down* You really had me lost for words.. I'm sorry.. It's an ultimate dad joke.. Hey atleast it made you laugh.. Yeah.. *Counts bills* *Gives change* You have a nice day.. I made you laugh.. But a.. Can I make you smile? Wait! Let me call my manager.. They got to like witness me get it. Oh.. Oh gotcha.. We need a witness.. What? I want to tip! Do you witness it? Haha there we go.. Thank you.. Have a nice day.. Yeah you too..